Say It Ain’t So, Mooch

Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci
White House Communications Director
August 15, 2017 – July 31, 2017
(finished before he started)


“O.K., I’m going to fire every one of them, and then you haven’t protected anybody, so the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks.”
“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow…..”
“What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people.”
“Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy crazy.”
“You’re from New York, I’m from New York, the President is from New York.”
“We had dinner last night. I sat next to the first lady. I love the president.”
“As you know from the Italian expression, the fish stinks from the head down. I can tell you two fish that don’t stink. That’s me and the President. “